7.26.2011

Sweet Pea Is A Rolling Stone

ATTENTION PEOPLE: WE HAVE A ROLLER!

This...I did not expect!
This.....I was not prepared for!
This...............scares the crap out of me for crawling and walking!!!!!

That's right folks....my little sweet pea figured out the tough stuff....she rolled from back to tummy....BEFORE four months!!!!

Should I have been surprised?  Probably not.  She picked her head up at about 15 hours old and rolled from tummy to back at 6 weeks.   Progression of things...this is probably logical. 

I blame Father Time...that bastard.

I remember not too long ago my husband asked when she would do that.  My response "probably like six months" and we both exhaled a huge sigh of relief.


My daughter is already keeping us on our toes!!!!

You see it all started about a week ago when we were having family cuddle time and she rolled over in the bed.  I thought to myself "oh what a cute little trick!  There is NO way she could do that again!  No way!  As a matter of fact, I am almost CERTAIN that my body made a slope on the mattress for her (THANK YOU COOKIES!!!) and that's why it was so easy".  

And I moved on (and ate less cookies).

Then a night or two later, she did it in her sleep.  NO WAY! FLUKE!!!!!

Then the real test, I put her in her pack and play for ONE MINUTE so I could pee.  I come out and she is on her stomach....WTF?!?!?!??  

And it has been non stop ever since......she is flopping around so much that I have learned a new emotion at night

P-A-R-A-N-O-I-A!

My sweet pea loves to sleep face down on the mattress.  For a few nights, my husband and I were seriously  taking turns watching her!    Then we bought the ANGEL CARE

(*BTW THIS IS IN NO WAY AN ADVERTISEMENT. I WAS NOT PAID BY THEM FOR THIS OR GIVEN THE ITEM FOR FREE BUT IF THEY STUMBLE ACROSS MY BLOG AND WOULD LIKE TO REIMBURSE ME FOR IT..FINE BY ME....JUDGE ALL YOU WANT...MAMA NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES*)

It is so obviously called Angel Care because you can finally sleep enough that you hear angels singing in the morning!!!  

So this is it folks...our new way of life.  I have a roller who is now four months old. 

Um...attention Father Time, if you even THINK about making her crawl soon.....I'm coming after you!  If you think Mother Nature  is a bitch....you just wait.....Hell hath no fury like a momma who isn't ready for her daughter to do "big girl" type stuff yet!

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