12.12.2009

New Holiday Song! Do They Know it's Baby Time?

Ok Here is the latest of my holiday songs! These songs are written as jokes to help with a difficult time of year. Enjoy!


Do They Know it's Baby Time? (Sung to the tune of Do They Know it's Christmas Time?)

It's POAS Time
There's no need to be afraid
At POAS time
We examine in the light the stick of it's different shades

And in our world of empty
OPK's can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around your love
It's BD time!

But say a prayer
Pray for the swimming ones
conception time... it's hard
The two week wait is no fun
There's a world outside your worries
And it's a world of pink and blue
Where the only babies growing
are in everyone else but you
And the doctor's bills are stinking
And all the fertiles thinking:
"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of me"


And there won't be a baby in my uterus
This Christmas time
The greatest gift I won't get this year is life
Where nothing ever grows
oh listen to my woes
Do they know it's baby time at all?
In-Fer-tile
Let them know it's baby time
In-Fer-tile
Let them know it's baby time again

IN-FER-TILE

3 comments:

The Quest For Baby Hang said...

I LOVE IT!!!

Chasing a Miracle said...

you have an amazing talent, and while i may be able to write a hallmark card, you certinally are able to write an awesome song! Just when i needed a little giggle too... :p hope you write some more before the chirsmas is out :o)

Pregnant Yuppy said...

My favourite so far!!!