11.12.2009

Holiday Songs ...Part one

OK folks..I figured before I slipped into my drugged induced sleeping coma, I would crank out one more song.....Enjoy! (P.S. I will try to do one a week from now until Christmas!)

This is Hell (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Dashing in the van
on the way to the RE
It's 6 o clock AM
Ultrasound time for me

Bills for doctors grow
making wallets tight
FULL WAITING ROOM AT 6 AM ?
GOD, this can't be right?!?

This is hell
This is hell
infertility
oh what "fun" it is to be on the journey to pregnancy! HEY!

This is hell
This is hell
infertility
Oh what "fun" it is to be on the journey to pregnancy!

A week or two ago
I thought I was preggo
Went for beta blood work
and Nurse BFF told me no!

Three clomid pills a day
and a shot of ovidril
add progesterone suppositories
what a crazy hormone thrill!

This is hell
This is hell
infertility
Oh what "fun" it is to be on the journey to pregnancy! Hey


This is hell
This is hell
infertility
Oh what "fun" it is to be on the journey to pregnancy!






10 comments:

T.J. said...

hahaha!
You're a hysterical/ lyrical genius!
Love it!

Francie said...

Hilarious!!!

Fertility Chick said...

Ha! Hilarious!!

Pregnant Yuppy said...

Very nice! I'm humming along and giggling!

jenicini said...

Cracking up girl!

minname said...

love it!

Complicated Mama said...

you've lost it.... i have bottle of tylenol PM for you lol ;)

Beautiful Mess said...

HA! Nice work, hon!
*HUGS*

Mrs Bee said...

I love this!!!

I shall be singing it at the top of (my very lovely, even if my husband disagrees) voice!

Sass

Kacy said...

Love, love, love your songs! Keep em coming; only 38 days till Christmas!