11.27.2009

Holiday Song # 4......The Twelve "Presents" of This Cycle!

In honor of Black Friday and the start of the Holiday season....I bring you a new holiday song!

The Twelve "Presents" of This Cycle (sung to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the first "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me blood work and ultrasound on day 3

On the second "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day 3

On the third "present of this cycle, my RE gave to me three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day 3

On the fourth "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day 3

On the fifth "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me FIVE DAYS OF CLOMID...four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day three.

On the sixth "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me six AM appointments....FIVE DAYS OF CLOMID...four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day three.

On the seventh "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me seven blood-drawn bruises, six AM appointments....FIVE DAYS OF CLOMID...four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day three.

On the eighth "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me eight hours of waiting, seven blood-drawn bruises, six AM appointments....FIVE DAYS OF CLOMID...four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day three.

On the ninth "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me 9 million medical bills, eight hours of waiting, seven blood-drawn bruises, six AM appointments....FIVE DAYS OF CLOMID...four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day three.

On the tenth "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me disgusting progesterone supplements, 9 million medical bills, eight hours of waiting, seven blood-drawn bruises, six AM appointments....FIVE DAYS OF CLOMID...four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day three.

On the eleventh "present" of this cycle, my RE gave to me 11 nightmares of ovidril, ten days of progesterone supplements, 9 million medical bills, eight hours of waiting, seven blood-drawn bruises, six AM appointments....FIVE DAYS OF CLOMID.... four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day three.

On the twelfth present of this cycle, my RE gave to me A baby? (hopefully).....11 nightmares of ovidril, ten days of progesterone supplements, 9 million medical bills, eight hours of waiting, seven blood-drawn bruises, six AM appointments....FIVE DAYS OF CLOMID.... four days of OPK testing, three hot flashes, the two week wait and blood work and ultrasound on day three.




Hope everyone had a fabulous Thanksgiving =) Enjoy!

5 comments:

Waiting Lisa said...

Hahaha, very funny! Loved it.

Suzy said...

That's awesome!

Keep It Classy, Jen said...

OMGosh what a great job you did...can't wait to find out with you!!

T.J. said...

I hope the 12th day makes up for the crappy 11 days prior.
Funny stuff!

Ashley said...

Haha. That's awesome!