9.02.2009

Mind Your Own Beeswax....

So I went shopping with a friend of mine (Umkin) today for a numerous amount of things. I needed a gift for my nephew's bday, crafts for the favors I am working on for my sisters bridal shower, and stuff for her bachelorette party this weekend.

So we end up in Kohl's where I find this cute pair of Lego Star Wars pj's for my nephew. Right before I get ready to check out, my sister calls and tells me that she is annoyed with his school again because the teachers made a comment about mom's who let their kids watch Star Wars. So as we head up to the cashier ...I start to tell Umkin the story and as I'm explaining it to her the girl behind the register says to me " What is Star Wars?"...I know I looked at her like she had twenty heads as I replied "um...a movie"...to which she says "I know that...but what's the game?". I said " um...they pretend to be the characters" and then as if she hasn't BUTTED IN ENOUGH, she says " Oh, I don't think thats bad at all for kids to play at school." ok thanks so much for giving me YOUR imput into the conversation that YOU WEREN'T even a part of....I'm all for eavesdropping as a form of entertainment but Cardinal SIN number one in the rules of eavesdropping is to COMMENT ON SOMEONE ELSE'S CONVERSATION.....

So on to the next store....where the same thing happens....I mention something to my friend at the register and the girl instructs me where to find it in the store.....I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!!

***GRAPHIC INFORMATION*****MOM...YOU'VE BEEN WARNED =)

So got everything we needed...and now we were on to get bachelorette party stuff!!! After a couple failed stores.... My good friend Umkin convinces me to go into my first "naughty" store because "they will have lots of bachelorette party stuff there".....The Catholic school girl in me was dying....We went in....there were some shady looking people in there........and of course...no good bachelorette party stuff....however .I did see PLENTY of stuff I didn't want to.....I can say that was the FIRST and LAST time I was ever and will ever be in one of those places....Not to judge....to each his own....They just aren't for me.......

So we finally decide to go to Spencers....where we probably should have just went all along....we got there and they had TONS of stuff.....I found my sister this adorable fedora that says Bachelorette and we found disposable penis cake pans....I thought it would be cute to make for the party so I pick them up and slide them under the fedora .....We get ready to pay.......Here's how that went:

Cashier (who was young and pregnant): ( yelling to the store employee) "EVERYTIME SOMEONE BUYS A PENIS CAKE PAN...I THINK OF THE TIME WE MADE THE PENISES"

and as if I wasn't mortified enough.....

Store employee: (also yelling) "WHO IS BUYING THE PENIS MOLD?" then she POINTS at me " YOU ARE BUYING THE PENIS MOLD?" to which I can barely nod my head...she says " THAT COMES OUT SO GOOD....MAKE SURE YOU REALLY OIL THE PAN A LOT BECAUSE WHEN I MADE THE PENIS CAKE AND TRIED TO REMOVE IT, MY PENIS BROKE...BUT IT TASTED REALLY GOOD"

I looked over at Umkin in DISBELIEF of what just happened....not ONLY did EVERYONE in SPENCERS know I bought a PENIS CAKE MOLD....I am now getting penis cake tips from the girls that work there (who by the way were EASILY 8-10 years YOUNGER than me!!!)....

I might need to go to confession on Sunday =)

1 comments:

Beautiful Mess said...

Awww *chuckling* how embarrassing. I'm sorry, hon.

I went to a restaurant for my birthday with two of my VERY good friends and they totally made me penis cupcakes! They cracked me up and we even gave one to our waiter ;o)
*HUGS*